Total Medals Earned: 298 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,605 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Completed first 13 levels
Completed first 25 levels
Completed all levels
Completed first 18 levels in minimal clicks
Completed all levels in minimal ciicks
Medals Earned: 15/20 (225/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Get caught by a UFO
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/34 (45/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the first extra slot
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/355 points)
Kill 10 soldiers
Fly underneath a bunker!
Destroy 10 tanks
Kill 50 soldiers
Achieve at least 2 stars on 5 levels
Achieve at least 3 stars on 5 levels
Kill 100 soldiers
Destroy 25 planes
Destroy 50 tanks
Complete All Levels
Achieve at least 2 stars on all levels
Achieve 3 stars on all levels
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/150 points)
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu